Verse 1:
Peaches… you’re sweeter than a spicy magma bite,
My heart’s a volcano, and you're the light—
Lava Chickens screamin’ in the night,
But I only see your face in the firelight!
Chorus:
Peachhhheeeesss!!
You’re my gooey fruit of pain,
Sizzling with love in a lava rain!
Lava Chickens cluck and squawk—
But I just wanna hold you and talk…
PEACHES!
Why you so juicy and mean?!
Broke my heart like a hot cuisine!
Verse 2:
Barbeque tears, on my chin they fall,
Lava Chickens ate my sanity, that’s all.
You threw pie, I threw fire,
Now my pants are gone and my soul’s on a wire!
Bridge:
I wrote your name in hot sauce on the moon,
Sang a duet with a chicken — outta tune.
You flew away on a lava goose,
Now I’m cryin’ in my lava juice!
Final Chorus (screamed):
PEEEAAAACHESSS!!
You burned me deep like fried regret!
Lava Chickens haven’t stopped me yet!
You're my fruit! My muse! My spicy doom!
Let’s get married in a molten room!!
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