Who I’m actually working out for: (don’t execute me)

I don't wanna be down bad, I don't wanna be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, I don't wanna goon, I just want someone to cuddle with... 9qq24i.gif (click to show)

real

The advantages of being mentally insane:

what

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I'm jacking off so hard

BAZINGA!

Fat ass

Chubby and fat have a difference

I know the difference, that is not chubby

jacking off

and you call all my hear me outs bad

and what's wrong about craving for a large cuddly woman huh?

yet when I think a conventionally attractive male is hot I get lit on fire, electrocuted, stoned, and tested with bioweapons

he isn’t attractive at all

he literally has a muscular build in the animated series

even Helen Keller can see better than you

I just commented the first Dracula image I could find

ok bout off topic, Helen Keller was a f**king fraud and we all know it

???QHWUAH????

he’s still ugly as f**k

look who's talking

says you

you look like jack’s sister

I actually have a little brother named jack

fr he looks like f**king dracula

???? whur

I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY HE LOOKS LIKE COUNT CHOCULA

you realize i’m actually JOKING right

its ok this is a safe space

yeah i admit it i wasn’t joking

good boy

acting like i don’t like being called that

they are

aaaaaand its all over the screen 😅💦

GOOD GRIEF

i creaemd

Relatable but you had to keep it up to you

At least it’s marked nsfw

I'm unemployed i have no work

(Also this post was made as a joke)

Says the one that’s addicted to porn