Ayo, it's the jack black that can't play black jack
Back in the snack pack
Where he stacks crack
As he fracks what he lacks
And backs jacking off to the weinstein company
He ain't no "black" jack black but he is a blackjack
Jack Black, Blackjack, jack black, blackjack
Jack Black, pack yo crack and get outta here
You can't act, jack, you just make weird faces and call it funny
(This is all /j, bros very funny)