Separated At Birth

Department of Government Efficiency
@DOGE

An initial survey of Unemployment Insurance claims since 2020 revealed the following:
- 24.5k people over 115 years old claimed $59M in benefits
- 28k people between 1 and 5 years old claimed $254M in benefits
- 9.7k people with birth dates over 15 years in the future claimed $69M in benefits

In one case, someone with a birthday in 2154 claimed $41k.

Alright, I'ma about to end this mans who career

1-no

2-people with no birthday in the system automatically have it set to 18[something]

3-its how it's formatted, if ss was actually paying that we can blame the trump administration term one for not doing

4-you know there's funds for kids who lose their parents right?

https://x.com/i/status/1910381436210995405

My god