You the GOAT

I feel like you should have way more than just 370K points lol

Thank you!

I see you on front page a lot AND you've got the most upvoted meme this year

Most of my stuff goes unnoticed for whatever reason. I'm glad you appreciate my page.
You deserve every point you've ever earned too (a lot of those upvotes are from me!).

Sincerely, thank you for recognising my page. You made my day! :)

Glad you like my stuff too :)

Also when you and the Uber driver spark up a great conversation and become good friends. That's a five star Uber right there!

Literally me when I hear any song from Linkin Park or The Black Eyed Peas

Can you meet me halfway? Right at the borderline
That's where I'm gonna wait for you
I'll be looking out, night and day
Took my heart to the limit, and this is where I'll stay
I can't go any further than this
I want you so bad, it's my only wish

I got it

Or when the Uber pulls a gun out and forces you to help shoot up a school

Definitely not saying because it has happened to me....
Nooooo

Yes
Yes
And yes