I would be embarrassed to be a conservative on the receiving end of this joke. That said the relativist un me knows...

on a related tangent, one of my favorite songs from a Broadway Musical is C'est Moi from Camelot. It's where Lancelot sings about how he is the perfect Knight. He's Exeption'ly brave, amazingly bold, pure as a pray'r, Incredibly clean, with virtue to spare, the godliest man he knows! And too noble to lie.

I'll have to try and re-watch that. Thxs.