WHAT THE AUDIENCE SEES AT YOUR BAND'S GIG; "THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD!"; YEARS OF PRACTICE; THOUSANDS OF $ OF GEAR; STRINGS, HEADS AND OTHER ONGOING MAINTENANCE; LUGGING AND SLUGGING HEAVY PA SYSTEMS; EXHORTATIONS TO PLAY "FREEBIRD" AND OTHER CLASSIC ROCK CLICHES; GETTING OFFERS LIKE: "YOU CAN PLAY AT MY PUB FOR FREE - GREAT EXPOSURE!"