:DDD

It happened at midnight precisely on June 12, 1981. She was a pirate-in-training and had just stolen a priceless diamond when the bounty hunters caught her. They took the jewel and some other treasure she had on her and threw her into a cell on their ship. She certainly put up a good fight, but she just wasn't strong enough to resist.

For a while she sat on the floor of the cell, wondering how she'd let herself get caught so easily. But she finally decided to take a look around. Just barrels, crates, ropes, a couple of old cots...

Wait. *Two* cots. She looked more closely and found that she wasn't alone in the cell. With arms wrapped around his legs and knees drawn up to his chest sat a young man, barely out of his teens. His jet-black hair was ridiculously fluffy, and his full lips seemed like they were about to smile and pout at the same time. She couldn't tell what colour his eyes were in the dim candlelight, but she was pretty sure they were green.

and then they had epic boat sex /j

I'm actually planning to put romance between the two in there but not the sex because I'm worried my parents will read it

wtf

"Kids, take your cyanide, we just stumbled into msmg."

and then she chopped his head off and used his finger as a keyhole to unlock the jail door
then she wore his face outside so nobody could tell who she was

/j

You should not have put the " /j "

why lmao

Because that's METAL

Where's the boy kisser

no boykisser booooo

...

You people are gross. Sex isn't everything I a story.

*in

It's msmg, they are all like this

*shakes head in disappoint*

Yeah

noice