I love crushing a loaf

I hope your hair catches on fire

Lol I don't mind getting a fresh cut

I am toast

F**k stay away from me

Come here, I'ma make a lava fried chicken sandwich outa you

No

Dawg what state you live in so I can stay away I don’t wanna be eaten

I live in the over world...?

Wym

What are your coordinates

666,666,666

I’ll stay at -666, -666, -666 then

Actually -666 in the Y. direction is beneath bedrock

WAIT YOUR TEXAS

Hi

I haven't seen you in forever ngl

I mean I’m murderous Texas left

I deleted my acc because someone said do it no balls

That's the move of a real one

Wasn't you old username Texas Roadhouse

Yeah then he was Texas.Is.Died

Now he EATED me 😭

Oh NO

so are you two different people

Yes

Oh huh

I cost 25.63

What can I do when I buy you

Eat me and then I murder anyone

Can you murder GiantSquonk for me?

Yes

I’m a murger

Jumpscare, holy shit.