IF A HAT FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO
ONE MISSES IT WAS IT ACTUALLY LOST??
PROBABLY NO SO THEREFORE BY ANALOGY
THE TREES DEATH WAS UNACKNOWLEDGED; AND HAD NEVER GROWN TALL, AND CRASH
LOUDLY TO THE GROUND, BECAUSE HONESTLY
WHO AMONG HUMANS STATISTICALLY SPEAKING
SITS AROUND CONTEMPLATING FOREST NOISES