I got hit on the head once by a closet door and didn't really feel it (long story), but when I fell ONCE from a playground slide it felt like I was going to die.
one time I broke my arm and wasn't crying and was just worried about my scraped knee and my mom didn't think I broke my arm but my dad did so he took me to the ER and turns out it was broken.
Me when there's a huge cut on my leg: huh, I can't believe I didn't notice that. I wonder how long that's been there? Me when I stub my toe: *agonized screams*