I've never encountered this level of cringe before and you probably think this is the single best thing on internet

I'll take that as a compliment.

And you know it isn't

You see, I'm a true Nietzschean Übermensch and I determine my own reality. I decide what doez or doez not affect me.
You might call is delusional but such such dainty opinions are for lesser mindz.

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This sounds more like something a mentally impaired 9 year old would say than something a mentally ill adult would say