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real

April fools 🕳

April fools 🕳

Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.

nobody cares+ nobody asked + L + ratio + you get no bitches

care enough to say you don't + don't need anyone's permission to speak + who tf is this guy + I have a girlfriend + gtfo + gayser

your girlfriend doesnt like you+ im straighter than your cock when hard + I am Funnyboneman, and FatherfromBreadboys before that, + no

"+ no" 💔

and how would bro know she doesn't like me 😭

This kid really thought he cooked with that one, huh? Bro’s out here acting like a comedy legend but couldn’t make a rock chuckle. Calling himself "FunnyBoneman" while dropping the driest joke in the history of the internet—ironic, considering his humor is as lifeless as an actual skeleton.

My guy really hit us with the "I'm straighter than your cock" line like that was supposed to be a flex. Congratulations, you have the personality of a wooden ruler. The only thing straighter than you is the path your last two brain cells take before they crash into each other.

the only thing straighter than that are the facts that your gf doesnt actually like you and she is cheating on you

And what is this "FatherfromBreadboys" nonsense? Man's out here listing usernames like they’re prestigious titles. Bro, nobody cares about your past aliases, especially when they sound like rejected Discord handles. You’re out here bragging about names like someone’s supposed to recognize your legacy—spoiler alert: they don’t.

bro im just reminding you who i was before i took this username so i gave your dumbass a chance to actually recognize me

I couldn't give less of a shit of who you were

and i dont give a shit about you leaving go alrady lmao

clearly didn't give a shit about spelling class either lmao

sorry about that already i type fast

not really because typing fast is when you actually spell the words correctly

"alrady" 💔

All that effort just to say “no” at the end? That’s crazy. Bro wrote an entire novel and ended it like a toddler rejecting vegetables. Next time, take all that effort and use it on something useful—like getting some social awareness.

unfortunately its april 1

April Fools.

Is this an April fools joke?

no its a f**king Christmas present

How funny 😐

corny + unoriginal

no profile picture is unoriginal + adopted

your name is mike + get a better life

my real name isn't Mike, I used it as Mike ockslong, my cocks long

0.1 cm isnt long

friendly fire will not be tolerated

says the guy who got bullied for making fun of someone's dead father.

what's the matter? coping?

no? I didn't give a shit about what those people were saying and it was fun

fair but then why did you leave msmg after that?

I was busy with work

“What’s the matter? Coping?”—Bro, the only thing I’m coping with is the secondhand embarrassment from reading this weak-ass attempt at a comeback. You really thought you ate with that one, huh? News flash: your insult game is as dry as the Sahara, and nobody’s buying the fake tough-guy act.

and nobody's giving you love

not that you deserve it anyways

the only one coping is you for beefing over an April fools joke buddy

its quite sad how you started beef over literally nothing but an April fools joke. how low

"corny + unoriginal"

these two words triggered you. i didnt INTEND to start beef but i see why nobody likes your ass. you're a sensitive bitch who takes everything seriously.

my lunch is starting, imma go eat and prob come back to 12+ messages 🔥

ok bet let's wait

saying you're adopted means I'm adopted? what the f**k is this guy on

im VERY sure you're coping.

they didn't trigger me I just wanted to reply with the same thing you were coming at me with

you said my life problems but those aren't mine

those aren't MY life problems

clearly are. if you are trying to imply that im adopted then that means you're adopted. i don't want you blaming other people for your losses.

I literally can just block u and then it will be over. I won’t tho cuz that’s boring

ngl blocking is for pussies

how am I implying life problems??? what life problems did I bring in this conversation

shown here

clearly your original parents didn't love you to the point where they put you up for adoption

dont try to imply your life problems on me. clearly you're just pep talking with a mirror. aint nobody give a shit about you and nobody ever will. so just get a gun next time you talk so that the world will be relieved without you.

hey dont roast nom, he is mod of this and can get you banned