One happy day Larry decided to go to the mall. There he saw a massive super scary eldritch monster that told him “Yo can you spare a fiver? I need to buy this Hello Kitty merch.” Larry sensing the evil of this terrible monster took out his sword and went all like “STAB STAB STABBITY STAB.” The evil monster then bellowed in its terrible monster voice. “Yo what the hell are you doing? Why are you yelling that?” Larry launched himself at the terrible monster and stabbed him in the stomach. The beast coughed up blood. “I-I thought we were friends… you invited me here to meet you today…” It spluttered out. Larry pointed the sword at the things throat. “Time to finish this!! :3” he said. The monster closed its eyes. “ I-I took a chance on you. The weird schizophrenic kid at school. Shoulda known it would come back to haunt me…” Larry slit its throat and it fell to the ground. Dead. Then before Larry’s own eyes he watched as it transformed into his best friend. The monster had tricked him again.
