Sonic

I'll room with lara Croft

Just get your local priest to bless the house.
(and make sure there is only one bed so you have an excuse to sleep with her)

The couch:

i thought that 0.2 seconds after commenting that.
the solution is to throw away the couch.

I feel like she the type to tell me to sleep on the floor tho

just remove the floor lmao.

*remove the floor* definently not desperate

i would actually pay her to sit on my face.

Link or Sonic