As someone who lives in the suburbs, it is boring as hell, nothing happens and nobody is outside.

who the f**k is choosing the hood

Only noise i ever hear is occasional dog barks and hillbillies shooting their guns in their yards.

' suburbs is boring as hell I'd rather be shot and robbed constantly '

Fr.

Suburbs are nice and quiet, and you don't have to fear being shot up and gang raped every time you leave your house

My area has meth-heads who steal ladders and talk to towers.
(True story that happened right down the street)

The suburbs? already dangerous out here and I'm technically not even in a hood

damn bro your suburbs suck ass then
my street is a mini community

I have, the youtuber, the hillbilliy, the nice old lady, the dumbass who can't put his dog on a leash, the punk-ass cyclist kids whom i nearly beat the shit out of, then there is me.

I got the bakery owner, former teacher that knows a lot of big people in the city and who's students have all become someone in the community, nice old people, a bunch of kids to hang out with, the kind parents, and me

we literally have an annual block party and movie night

Damn i'm missing out, all of my neighbors are antisocial as hell.

damn