WARNING: IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 AND YOU STAY OUT IN THE WOODS PAST 2AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT... ...AN ENTITY WITH FLASHING LIGHTS AND LOUD SIRENS CALLED THE POLICE WILL ABDUCT YOU AND TAKE YOU TO A FAMILIAR PLACE CALLED HOME, WHERE ANOTHER ENTITY CALLED MOM WILL BEAT YOU, YELL AT YOU, AND PUT YOU ON LOCKDOWN FOR ETERNITY.