He is the nicest boi. (I took this just a couple minutes ago)

500mg of protein

He is actually buff, you can feel his muscles while petting him. (He is so strong that he will dominate other animal, he once even broke the basement window and snuck into the house)

500kg of protein

He also pissed all over my cat on multiple occasions whenever they fight.
(That's why we keep him outside only)

what kind of eldritch horror is that cat vro

Idk, he has been neutered (not by me) i am pretty sure he was abandoned because he just showed up out of nowhere, i do believe he was neutered more late than cats should because he acts like he still has his balls so if other cats come into the yard he will beat the shit out of them and not let them run away. (I have seen happen way too many time)