Look, when I say I have a Poodle, that doesn't mean they care about getting dirty and are all divas and stuff. They're idiots. And I don't even think they notice when they get dirty.
Ick you chose a dog that people choose because either a) “dey’re hypoallergenic and I have da allergies to dem.” Fakers or b) the “look at me I’m SO different” generics