Well That Escalated Quickly

I already knew the truth

Lucky, since I am the most naive bastard who ever lived, I believed until I was twelve. This shall not go unpunished.

I stopped believing in santa when I started suspecting things, a. parents are broke after christmas, b. i find presents from 'santa' in my nana's closet.

Yeah I was never that good at investigating. Now I have a twelve-year revenge plot.

nice

No one does that to me and gets away with it.

yeah, THE SAME WITH THE TOOTH FAIRY

Ah. nice.

i caught my dad hiding easter eggs one day in 2018

Lucky, my parents were too good back then. Then again, they never tried with the easter bunny.

It's funny though, my parents thought I would react well. The first year I was considering what to do about it. This year I became enraged. I purged santa from my christmas routine entirely. I even conspicuously closed my eyes/walked away during santa parts of christmas movies. And this is only the start.