my dad says this fr

As a skinny mf who consumes tons of calories per day

Having fast metabolism is actually NOT fun. You're deficient on everything, constantly tired, easy stomach aches, etc.

It's pretty hard actually

Being fat sucks too tho
You can't move as fast and everything makes you tired, even bare movement
I've been in both situations

I mean I also skip breakfast on school days so yeah

Ahh

its called not eating

Fr

Literally me
I just don't gain weight
Like the one day I ate 2 pieces of cake, half of a pizza, and 3-4 cookies
And I lost a pound and a half

Damn
I used to be like that

Yeah it sucks
I eat regularly and the most I've weighed is 110 pounds

Damn
I used to be under that all the time till one time I got sick for 4 weeks and lost 18 pounds, so I tried to gain it back
Little did I know later that year id go on two trips that would make me gain 15 pounds each
And I've been overweight ever since

oh damn

fr

i’m training my metabolism by eating a lot of food

use it well
otherwise you'll expand like you're named aunt marge

i have not gained a POUND since i was born

Now that I doubt

stop doubting. the scales say i’m -83 pounds ‼️‼️

Damn you must be able to fly then