Small claire

Consume

I would say

chrono your lucky you didnt post this when you first made claire

I think I'm still going to hear sex threats

sex

Do not

experimentation time

Yes

throw her and determine the velocity

Fun

Make it listen to every song I like in random order

like one minute obliterate the shit out of a severslvt fan by evaboy plays and then a ramdom quandale dingle rap the next and then the jsr OST and then orbital then sElf and so on

And afterwards give her a free pineapple for her patience

what is the smartest version of claire

Transformers Eclipsed universe Claire

Aggravated assault

Aiding and abetting/accessory

Arson

Assault/battery

Attempt

Bribery

Burglary

Child abandonment

Child abuse

Child neglect

Child pornography

Computer crime

Conspiracy

Counterfeiting

Credit/debit card fraud

Criminal contempt of court

Cyberbullying

Disorderly conduct

Disturbing the peace

Domestic violence

Drug manufacturing and cultivation

Drug possession

Drug trafficking/distribution

DUI/DWI

Embezzlement

Extortion

Forgery

Fraud

Harassment

Hate crimes

Homicide

Identity theft

Insurance fraud

Identity theft

Kidnapping

Manslaughter: Involuntary

Manslaughter: Voluntary

Medical Marijuana

MIP: A minor in possession

Money laundering

Murder: First-degree

Murder: Second-degree

Obstruction of justice

Open container (of alcohol)

Parole violation

Perjury

Probation violation

Prostitution

Public intoxication

Pyramid schemes

Racketeering/RICO

Rape

Robbery

Securities fraud

Sexual assault

Shoplifting

Solicitation

Stalking

Statutory rape

Tax evasion/fraud

Telemarketing fraud

Theft

Vandalism

White collar crimes

Wire fraud

“Stick him in the coal shed.”
-Glass Mother from Salad Fingers

set it down and then go about my day

*crunch*

Pour acid on it

let her exist

Strap to a rocket kit and fire her back into the stratosphere

pet