this could've been a cool mechanic if they actually made him do anything aside from just slow the damn game down like pressing O to move a cube out of the way doesn't constitute fun gameplay, i think at least. the little bubble guys from the previous game literally accomplish the exact same thing as him, he is, without a doubt one of the most pointless and replaceable game elements in anything i've played over the past two decades. aside from spreading guacamole and turning wheels (which i don't think he really needs to be there for anyway) this man's very self and being is in-and-of-itself more of an obstacle than those he literally only exists to deal with

Check out this copypasta i found:
Holy f**king shit. I want to bang 2B so bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I play Nier, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f**king sex with 2B. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of 2B’s tight android pussy. I wish I was 2B because I f**king know for a fact that 2B f**ks herself daily. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?
(Pretty funny right?)