SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN 'MAGICAL CREATURES' OPENED TO GUTTER-LEVEL BOX OFFICE RESULTS THIS WEEK, AS PREDICTED BY ALL SANE AND INTELLIGENT PEOPLE, WHOM DO NOT WORSHIP AT THE LEFTIST ALTAR OF IDEOLOGICAL WOKE-ISM. HERE'S SOME HINTS FOR SUCCESS, DISNEY: FIRST, NEXT TIME SELECT A LEADING LADY THAT ACTUALLY FITS THE PLOT DEVICE OF BEAUTIFUL RATHER THAN HOMELY. SECOND, DO NOT PICK SOMEONE WHO HATES THE VERY CULTURE SHE'S PAID TO REPRESENT AND PROMOTE. THIRD, WHEN THE PLOT CALLS FOR THE USE OF 'LITTLE PEOPLE' THEN ACTUALLY USE SOME RATHER THAN GO CGI IN A 'LIVE ACTION' FILM JUST TO GET AROUND USING THEM.
