If we imagine a version of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” where all characters are transgender, their names might reflect a twist on their original identities, perhaps emphasizing their personalities or traits in a new light. Since transgender individuals choose names that align with their gender identity—or sometimes keep names that defy traditional expectations—here’s a speculative take:
• Snow White could become Snow Wren, keeping the “Snow” for continuity but adopting a gender-neutral or fluid-sounding name like “Wren” (a small, spirited bird), suggesting grace and adaptability.
• Doc might be Dax, a sharp, modern name retaining the knowledgeable vibe but with a gender-bending edge.
• Grumpy could turn into Gryn, a short, gritty name that nods to their gruff nature while feeling less tied to a specific gender.
• Sleepy might be Sloane, evoking a laid-back, dreamy quality with a unisex flair.
• Happy could be Haven, suggesting joy and a safe space, with a soft, open-ended feel.
• Bashful might become Bryn, a shy, subtle name that keeps the quiet charm intact.
• Sneezy could shift to Sage, playfully ironic (sage as a cleansing herb) while staying gender-neutral.
• Dopey might be Dove, keeping the innocent, gentle vibe with a name that’s simple yet fluid.
And we wouldn’t call them dwarfs; we would call them companions. So the new name would be:
Snow Wren, and the seven companions.