Rate my crackhead invention ideas that I'm working on; 1. Piss cannon (watergun but stationairy and shoots piss)
2. Doohickey that makes wooden planks spin
3. Mini catapult that launches rocks and paperclips
4. Shopping cart
5. Shopping cart with rocket engine
6. Soda fizz powered jetpack
7. Milk carbonator
8. Doohickey that makes PVC pipes spin
9. Doohickey cannon that makes PVC pipes spin and shoot out cotton balls