Chess is already "woke" by the right's standards lol
50% white and 50% black? That must be from the evil left's diversity and inclusion agenda...
The most powerful piece is a female? Everyone knows the evil feminists are weak because they're women...
The pieces are limited to 64 spots? That's probably communism...
The players have to take turns? That's unfair, it should be about the loudest and most obnoxious opinion...
(Yes, this is a joke)