Sonic: "Look, ramps."
Tails: "we can use these as ramps."
(This was on the sonic boom game i think)

in helldivers 1, one of the loading screen tips is "don't drink and drive"

In the pvz battle for neighborville load screen there's this super wise tip "try not to lose, victory is more satisfying"

lol fr

I once saw a Frostpunk loading screen tip that said "winter has come" yeah no sh*t sherlock