Chapter 5, obligatory Napstablook mention. Also the Temmies have plot armor.

Temmies….

tem is forvever

Temmies are not forever

that seems like a threat

Really? To Temmie it might be.

forgive the Tems before someone remembers you're genocides

Grilling up hotcats and genocidal temmies! They can run but I’ll know if they restart!

If they want a bad time, then they're in the right place.

They really are, but my blasters won’t be loud enough to cover their screams

if you want you can spoil the ending of their book for them. just no murder.

Sounds like a brilliant idea!

do not genocides

no genocides…

(nah you're good)
nO
contemplate pacifism.

Pacifism… oh dear…

Maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore…

Tems exist outside it. Even if restarted, your actions won't erase.

Might be fun but my brutality can't be undone

NO
YES YOU SHOULD CONTEMPLATE

Contemplate genociding Temmies? What brilliant ideas you have! Thank you!

(I’m taking the biscuit aren’t I? Just tell me if I’m being annoying now.)

yes.

You are right! “Yes, I shouldn’t contemplate when I’m dealing with Temmies”

And you know you don't wanna get dunked on.

So should I contemplate my cruelty, because only killers play dirty

Testing their death would be a welcome experiment (for you)

However! I’ll spare their lives
I’ll consider twice before being unkind Or you will end up having a Tem time
No puns to make because it's true
The joke will be on me

This is free entertainment

Why go to a theater when there's a drama/comedy happening everywhere a painted fish is present?

I heard that

It's not wrong

Fine

bruh

if you saw a dragon twice your size would you not run??

No

well you wouldn't. you would run in there screaming in fish.

Screaming in fish. Jeez. I know how to befuddle dragons.

it would probably translate to something really badass but all everyone hears is "BLUB"

Literally my face rn

"Blub.' (Translates roughly to FOR THE GLORY OF FISHKIND)

Fishkind is sending me

lmao

And I can't exactly kill Temmies. There's a user who Is the tem god, I don't need divine reckoning

… maybe I could …

why are you threatening tems

Remember this?

no actually

Temmies cooked me into a pie. That’s what it means. Plus the Temmie shop theme is so annoying to my ears.

Fun fact, the first time my grandmother saw Undertale it was the Tem village. The second time, it was me fighting Asriel, God of Hyperdeath.

Dang!

She also called me and my brother downstairs while I was fighting Muffet, and I considered letting her watch me play but if Sans appeared afterwards i'd be in for an extensive discussion on how skeletons represent death and hell, because according to her they do.
Less wholesome.

my family is strange

Strange? Nah. Everyone has their differences. Have you even heard of the food concoctions I make for myself?

It's more normal than my grandmother routinely calling me and my brother downstairs to make us read bible studies for a half hour.

Joke’s on both of us. I have to do Arabic on the evenings and weekends.

The first time she asks what I'm playing, I just say "Undertale." The second time, while I am dodging the falling star move and humming Hopes And Dreams at the best part, "UNDERTALE."

Wholesome

You win, your life is stranger

Welpz. I guess I win then.