Why aren't all women like this?

LMFAO

I should ask to shake bobby and geralds hands 😼

Jay Z when minors:

LMAO

Hru bro

Pretty good man
how you been?

Noiceee
I'm alr just went mini golfing in the heat
I'm exhausted af

fireeee
you look like the typa guy who golfs

Like trumps granddaughter?

There literally is a golf field where I live too

Wait actually? thats sick lmao

and yes sorta, you have that vibe

shes a youtubrr with 1M subs and is very pretty fr

yeah but if ppl break your windows you have to eat the cost
Thats coolio fr

she is definitly, i'd like to wife her up and take her last name

Lmaooo
That would be a pretty interesting name fr

Because they're normal

Boring

My bf named mine

I should have expected this

what did he name them?

One has a really long name 😭

the super duper ultimate omega alpha juicy wuicy big lovely ultimate squishy squishems mommy milker tit?

bro, what the actual f**k am i looking at?

A phone screen or a computer screen

potentially an ipad

my right ball is named Testi and my left ball is named Cles

W
what about your wiener

Mb my right one named Test my wiener named I

I because thats what he looks like!
Brilliant!