"Woooaahh..." I looked up at her "O-o-okay, I am...human. A human. We go-" I gestured a shadow boxing motion, an eating motion, a thrusting motion, and a dying motion
(I SWEAR THATS JUST THE CHARACTER TYPE SAL IS THE MOST OVERUSED OC I HAVE CAUSE HE'S A SARCASTIC ASSHOLE THAT SAYS EVERYTHING ON HIS MIND PLSSSSSSSSSS 😭 😭 😭 )
(Chill man there's a /j right there you're not being arrested for icthyophilia that's not even a crime
Sal needs to realize that fish do not love him back 90% of the time.)
YOUR GROUP WAS FISHING IN THE OCEAN USING LARGE NETS. YOU GET A HEAVY CATCH AND REEL IT IN; TO YOUR SHOCK, YOU HAVE CAUGHT THIS FISHLIKE BEING ALONG WITH OTHER FISH.