"Ripply glass" *OR* "Count up the recalls."

HERR TRUMPLER EXITS HIS RECENTLY PURCHASED DOUCHE-PANZERETTE. NATURALLY, IT'S TINY WANG RED, DRIVES LIKE A GOLF CART (BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST -HE LIKELY COULDN'T DRIVE STICK IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT) AND, IF THE DRIVER-SIDE WINDOW IS ANY INDICATOR, GENERALLY OF POOR QUALITY.