PARENTS:
"WE DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, THE REST OF US DO AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO CHURCH BECAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS US TO RAISE OUR CHILDREN IN FAITH"; "MAYBE SOMEDAY, YOU WILL REPENT OF YOUR SIN AND COME BACK TO CHRIST"
(ACTUAL QUOTES); ME:; CONGRATS, AFTER GOING TO CHURCH I AM NOW EVEN MORE CONFIDENT THAT YOUR RELIGION IS FALSE
