GREAT NEWS WAR-HAWK LEFTISTS! UKRAINE JUST ANNOUNCED THEIR MILITARY IS ACCEPTING U.S. VOLUNTEERS. HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO PUT YOUR OWN BODIES ON THE LINE FOR YOUR FERVENTLY HELD BELIEFS! NOT TO WORRY. THEY ARE LEFTISTS, AND SO ASIDE FROM LIVING LIFE LARGE AT THE TAXPAYERS' EXPENSE, THE ONLY FERVENTLY HELD BELIEVES THEY POSSESS IS THE NEED FOR ENDLESS VIRTUE-SIGNALING.