Wait a sec… RYAN REYNOLDS? Please somebody get that reference

ooo I love murdering other Pokemon 💀 lol

me too

why you panicking? i would love to see pokemon in real life, fortunately not for zoophilia

ok what the dank!

Ok ts actually fr, if Pokemon existed, humans would actually have to (OVER TIME LIKE IRL) evolve to stand high voltages and blunt force head trauma

LOL

I'm keeping it idc

Is it a... DETECTIVE PIKACHU?

“This pikachu…. He’s some kind of detective”
“Say that again”

W movie

Oh hey! It's DETECTIVE LOWB!

you realizing i exist

my ground type:

Pikachu! use bionic plague! wait- I forgot that its AoE attack!