Wait a sec… RYAN REYNOLDS? Please somebody get that reference

Is it a... DETECTIVE PIKACHU?

“This pikachu…. He’s some kind of detective”
“Say that again”

W movie

why you panicking? i would love to see pokemon in real life, fortunately not for zoophilia

Bro you DO NOT this Pokémon is like 3 feet long do you want a 3 foot long spider

i was talking about the starters, eveee, and pikachu

Pikachu! use bionic plague! wait- I forgot that its AoE attack!

my ground type:

you realizing i exist

Oh hey! It's DETECTIVE LOWB!

ooo I love murdering other Pokemon 💀 lol

me too

I'm keeping it idc

ok what the dank!

LOL

Ok ts actually fr, if Pokemon existed, humans would actually have to (OVER TIME LIKE IRL) evolve to stand high voltages and blunt force head trauma