I also have a good impression

shut up monkey. Nobody wants to hear your ugly ass voice.
(no like seriously say that please it would be so funny)

Gee willikers, that sure sucks a lot!

haha! you're a cute dog!
you like squeaky toys?

*squeak*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All lives end, all hearts are broken, caring is not an advantage, sherlock

Goofy, they jumped Oswald in the hood.. he’s fried………… 💔

I have committed countless crimes at Disneyland. The pure amount of employees who have been stabbed in the back is huge. I have unbolted screws on your rollercoasters, causing them to collapse. I am waiting, quietly, for Mickey Mouse so that I can beat him to a bloody pulp, cut him open and eat his heart, have sex with Minnie Mouse, then incinerate their bodies.

I do all this because Disney is an evil corporation