Dibs on eldest si- WAIT THIS IS A MISTA-

Hi, was I late to the party?

ALRIGHT, WHO GOT INTO MY MAKEUP!?!?

But Alastor. I'm a materia gorl.

I'LL SHOW YOU MATERIAL GIRL IN A MINUTE!!

*I tackle you and pin you to the floor*

*shoves you off. Tells on you to cosmo.*

Hey! They stole my makeup!

hey guys where did you put all the hot chocolate mix :(

in the freezer

ok thanks
guys imma make hot chocolate who wants some

Give

here

Many thanks

No one touches my gamecube! Or goes in my room! *Slams door and returns to OoT master quest.*

imma send in a drone

Your drone will taste steel

nvm

i'm not even related to y'all you just hid me in the attic

*dies*

we should bury the body

*revies*
*looks at you*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BURY ME I WAS-

dead

...
well yeah but i was in PEACE!!!!
i'm filing a NOISE COMPLAINT and shoving it up your arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRAH!!!!!!!!!

also WHO STOLE MY 1983 REPRESS OF REMAIN IN LIGHT BY TALKING HEADS ON VINYL????????
*sigh*
this is a living hell

OH MY SHIT

who the f**k ate all the food in the fridge

*has crumbs all over me*
*with food in mouth* what?

I told you guys not to eat it that shit is poisonous

I drank all the milk but idk what happened to everything else

15 bucks that it was Nat

WRONG

I'm the second most elder (probably one of the most mature user here)

Cool

AUGH who went through my drawerrrr

idk

why are you so defensive about a drawer? what's in there?

certain clothing and other stuff that is important to me

i did
why that one soggy sock so precious to you😭

thats my bf's... idk why its in there its his pleasure sock 😭

ok dawg............................

thats a wrap

DNA test GO!

who is it)

no I tested the DNA in the sock
is it yours

its not mine... im a girl...

Motherf**ker who gave Silver acess to my phone?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Idk man, you always refused to tell me your password tho so I couldn't have given it

think that was cosmo