Dibs on eldest si- WAIT THIS IS A MISTA-

Nuh uh
*becomes mother*

does that mean...

mean what?
I'm becoming everyone's mom

ALRIGHT, WHO GOT INTO MY MAKEUP!?!?

But Alastor. I'm a materia gorl.

I'LL SHOW YOU MATERIAL GIRL IN A MINUTE!!

*I tackle you and pin you to the floor*

*shoves you off. Tells on you to cosmo.*

Hey! They stole my makeup!

Hi, was I late to the party?

hey guys where did you put all the hot chocolate mix :(

in the freezer

ok thanks
guys imma make hot chocolate who wants some

Give

here

Many thanks

No one touches my gamecube! Or goes in my room! *Slams door and returns to OoT master quest.*

imma send in a drone

Your drone will taste steel

nvm

*dies*

OH MY SHIT

we should bury the body

*revies*
*looks at you*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BURY ME I WAS-

dead

...
well yeah but i was in PEACE!!!!
i'm filing a NOISE COMPLAINT and shoving it up your arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRAH!!!!!!!!!

also WHO STOLE MY 1983 REPRESS OF REMAIN IN LIGHT BY TALKING HEADS ON VINYL????????
*sigh*
this is a living hell

i'm not even related to y'all you just hid me in the attic

Does anybody know where my crystals are? I think I misplaced them.

crystal what

I misplaced some of my mica :(

YOUR METH???
WHERE

😭

sorry
anyways
you want some adderal?
*becomes shady business man drug dealer type shit*
i got it from kroger... (kroger is basically safeway but in the midwest fyi)

y'all dealing drugs? I'll not tell anyone if you give me 50% profit

Nah

(I know)

it's good for you.................................................................

I'd prefer to suffer

C'here Sis Im gonna touch u...
yo who said that

yo who said that...

no

I am going to make Minecraft diamond pickaxe in real life and i'm going to dig into the walls

who the f**k ate all the food in the fridge

15 bucks that it was Nat

WRONG

*has crumbs all over me*
*with food in mouth* what?

I told you guys not to eat it that shit is poisonous

I drank all the milk but idk what happened to everything else