THIS DOOFUS TOLD YOU THERE ARE
MULTI-CENTENARIANS RECEIVING
SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS, TALKED
IT UP AS PROOF OF CORRUPTION,
GOVERNMENT WASTE, LIKE IT
WAS A MAJOR WIN. THEN A THIRD-PARTY STEPPED IN,
FACT-CHECKED THE SITUATION AND
FOUND OUT IT'S A SOFTWARE ISSUE
RATHER THAN MULTI-CENTENARIANS
GETTING PAID. TAKE A WILD GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. GIVE UP? YEAH, MUSK BACK-TRACKED, ADMITTED HE WAS TALKING OUT OF HIS A--. AND WHAT DID WE GET? "OOPS, SORRY."; THINK ABOUT THAT, TRUMP-CULT
KIDS; THE GUY YOU'RE CELEBRATING
FOR MUCKING AROUND IN THE
FEDERAL FRAMEWORK, THE GUY
WHOSE HISTORY IS IN CODING,
SOFTWARE ENGINEERING EITHER
COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WAS
LOOKING AT OR KNEW IT THE WHOLE
TIME AND JUST STRAIGHT-UP LIED
TO YOU, TO EVERYONE. FORTUNATELY, SOMEONE WHO'S NOT
ON TEAM ORANGE MENACE WAS
LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER OR HE'D
HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, IF YOU
TOOK YOUR CAR IN FOR A
TUNE UP AND GOT IT BACK
WITH OIL IN THE RADIATOR,
THE WRONG PLUGS IN THE
HEAD OR ANTIFREEZE IN
THE MASTER CYLINDER,
WOULD "OOPS, SORRY"
CONVINCE YOU TO LET THE
MORON RESPONSIBLE BACK
UNDER YOUR HOOD?
