Idk im bored asffff

and I kiled half the government then took a nap for 16 hours <3

Dude that's meee

wanna finish of the government then get some snacks and fall asleep together?

My uncle stood over my bed waving his weenie in my face

WTF!?!?

got yourself a gun, your mama said you'd be the chosen one, she said you're one in amillion, you've got to burn to shine

the "the amount of fu​cks i dont give" guy
hello

my mutha walked in and said ¨i alone am the honored one¨ then started floating

I ate captain crunch
I ate the same thing for dinner and the same for lunch
I have a giant hunch
Imgflip Jeffrey is Epstein reincarnated
you want my baby chicken? The dogs at my barn ate it
you mad? you just a farm hater
Or maybe worse you're just a Dawn mater
Zoophilia all day like you're low-key Loki
Broski try to rizz up any hoe, he dopily
got his ahh blocked by Sophie Rain, such "pain"
He gonna pout bc of his drought
Same amount of girls as LeBron's playoff wins against the nuggets
oh fuggit
So he goes to the FBI to get a job
They employ him as a musical talent scout, an excuse to rob
Young aspiring musicians virginity
this man's life reflects no divinity
but at least he learned how to hit the griddy
his career made him giddy
when you press play on the tape, he got to see unlimited ti**ies
In case you didn't know, this man's name is P Diddy