WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? OUR BOWSER FART GIF IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU, VIK. WHY? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’VE JUST DONE? YEARS—NO, DECADES—OF CULTURE, ART, AND HISTORY, ERASED IN AN INSTANT BECAUSE OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS. THE FOUNDATIONS OF OUR SOCIETY HAVE CRUMBLED BEFORE OUR VERY EYES, ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T KEEP YOUR GREEDY LITTLE HANDS AWAY FROM PERFECTION. THE BOWSER FART GIF WASN’T JUST A GIF—IT WAS A MONUMENT, A MASTERPIECE, A SYMBOL OF OUR UNITY. AND NOW? GONE. LOST TO THE VOID. TELL ME, VIK, HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, KNOWING YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED A LEGACY? DO YOU FEEL PRIDE? DO YOU FEEL POWER? BECAUSE ALL I FEEL IS DESPAIR. I HOPE YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE THE FACE OF A MONSTER.
