The point of comparing how long you've been bald to the time I've been alive was to show how little you've learned compared to most people. No, not all women are bad just because you've had a bad experience. You're making tons of generalizations about people, something you shouldn't do because everyone's different.
Eve has no relevance here as she is a fictional character.
Yep, there we go again with generalizations. "I had a bad experience with a woman so that justifies me seeing all women as sex objects and self-cleaning f*** holes" You quite literally admitted you see women as sex objects, no wonder why you've had relationship problems.
Yeah, you sound like someone people want to hang out with. /s