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There's more than one way to call a b***h a b***h | I pissed my girlfriend off when I told her all I had in the house was dog shampoo; But that should be fine for HER though | image tagged in chill guy,women,shampoo,hygiene | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 3mo,
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Stop acting like you have someone you pathetic incel.
0 ups, 3mo,
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Sounds like you must be an expert on the subject something tells me you drive a truck with a ball sack hanging from the bumper just so everybody knows what a man you are even though that is obvious over compensation same as your comment
0 ups, 3mo,
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The subject is literally shampoo, tf are you on about?

Funny thing about that, I don't drive but if it comforts you to think about my MASSIVE balls, I won't stop you.
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That incident happened I've been shaving my head for over 20 years so I don't keep shampoo in the house I was getting tired of her "I need's" I need a new purse I need skin lotion I need gas for the car I need you to send money to my brother in jail I was getting tired of it to cap it off she stole about $3,500 bucks out of my bank I filed a police report on her ass and that is what spurred all of the anti woman memes she was going to take a shower and needed shampoo and I told her all I have is dog shampoo but that should be good for you though the look on her face was priceless I know they're not all like that but the ones I've been with have and from here on out if they don't have their own place and a job and make more money than me they can just move along and find another chump just because she's pretty ain't going to cut it with me that ain't good enough she needs to be able to offer something to the equation not just a self-cleaning f*** hole
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If someone is asking for money and stealing it after you've told them no, you should have already been far away.

Making "anti woman memes" isn't going to bring back stolen money.

Reducing someone to a "self-cleaning f*** hole" is crazy when you've been bald longer than I've been alive. Don't view people as sex objects.
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It's something that's specific to American women they use their sex for money men use money for sex if I've been bald longer than you've been alive then you haven't lived long enough to see what I've seen and be used the way I've been used you're still on the side of believing the lie I will only say you cannot spell evil without Eve and understanding what Charlie Sheen said once I don't pay women to have sex with me I pay them to leave when we're done they see us as bank accounts and so I will see them as a sex object and nothing more a self cleaning f*** hole
0 ups, 2mo,
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The point of comparing how long you've been bald to the time I've been alive was to show how little you've learned compared to most people. No, not all women are bad just because you've had a bad experience. You're making tons of generalizations about people, something you shouldn't do because everyone's different.

Eve has no relevance here as she is a fictional character.

Yep, there we go again with generalizations. "I had a bad experience with a woman so that justifies me seeing all women as sex objects and self-cleaning f*** holes" You quite literally admitted you see women as sex objects, no wonder why you've had relationship problems.

Yeah, you sound like someone people want to hang out with. /s
0 ups, 2mo,
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Everything you just said flew right over my bald head I can only say I applaud you for being so wise at such a young age sounds like you're trying to impress whoever you're sticking it into make sure she washes her c**t when she's done
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And once again I don't have a problem with all women I have a problem with American women the worst mistake that was ever made was giving them the right to vote in the first place I'm done talking to you and so I am just going to block you
0 ups, 2mo
Wow, you're a really miserable person.
0 ups, 2mo
Reading is too hard for you? Yeah, I guess I should have expected that.
0 ups, 2mo
Ok man sometimes I just can't deal with it and you're probably right I Love the girl next door but she has her problems I love her so much that I am going to court next week because of her dad this is just truth and honesty I love her and I want her to have a good life I love women they just don't love me they use me they take advantage of me I really didn't mean to plug your girlfriend but I do have a feeling that you're trying to impress her by ragging on me and that's fine I Love the girl next door she loves me but she has to get past her problems please understand it takes a man to show them where they're wrong and to expect a little better out of them that's kind of what you're doing to me I understand that but also understand you haven't lived as long as I have I have a problem with American women they want the best of everything they expect everything out of us and then they go w**** around on you
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I call it the Hillary Clinton syndrome I'm an all-powerful woman until it suits me then I'm going to helpless victim I can go into combat until I get taken pow and then I have to hear about whether I'm being raped you better wear a condom but I don't have to take the pill if I want to kill your baby I have that right but if I have to keep it so I can take your money but not you that is fine too believe me man I have lived longer than you I have seen too much I have been taking advantage one too many times
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You do realize that people can be independent and also still be treated poorly? You claimed that women are nothing but sex objects to you, but you're also saying that all women are horrible people. Maybe you're the problem. Did any self-reflection EVER occur to you or does someone need to spell it out for you?

Ah, so you were a POW? Because you've made at least three references to being in a war.

Wearing a condom isn't that hard man. You're saying that all women are horrible, evil, sex objects that took advantage of you, but you're also complaining about needing birth control. Any woman who you pay to have sex with you is going to be glad she didn't have to carry whatever f**ked up chromosomes you have.

Reading your "sentences" is the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
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I told my boss to f*** off today that's a man I got an interview Wednesday I'm also in business for myself so I got money coming in the business I'm in I told my boss to f*** off today and it felt good
0 ups, 2mo
I fail to see how this is relevant, but hey, I hope things start to improve with a new job and boss.
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