This b*llshit happens all the time

average stroll through MSMG

yes that's me
give me my me back
or something
like
stop being me

Do your hands look to big for your arms?
Do you look like you belong in a 1970s heavy metal band)

no but my hands are red and flaky and I look like I belong in a dog collar

bruh. Stop describing me

You have 1970s heavy metal band hair.
You are built like an ape.
You have hands that look too big for your arms.
You have a scar you got from slicing open your finger tip.
You use the insult "douche nozzle"

go to hades you douche nozzle

Stop stealing my insult you douche nozzle.

no you douche nozzle

I have short, dirty blonde hair.
A short one.
Nope, normal sized.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I GOT ONE WHILE CUTTING JALAPENOS YESTERDAY?!
Nope!

I got my scar a couple years ago when i was using a microscope set.
It got really far up in my skin, i tried yelling for help and nobody in my family hear me until my brother saw me in the bathroom with blood rolling down my entire are and about to keel over.

imagine

Dragons

YOU MAKE ME A, YOU MAKE ME A BELIEVER!

censoring bullshit 💔💔

I censored bull instead of shit as well.
(It was on purpose)

don’t censor either. it’s unnecessary.

I did it to piss people off.
And you took the bait.

killing myself