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Skeleton/11

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

how was the fall

IF YOU WANA LOOK AROUND

give us a call

WE DONT SEE HUMANS OFTEN

we're happy you just dropped in

I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN

Hey, Papyrus, mind your manners

CAN IT, SANS! NO TIME FOR BANTER!

Excuse my brother, he’s a bit eccentric

YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC!!

call me what you want, I got thick skin

Another bad pun and I’m finished with him!

WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AUFULLEST KIND!

To mess with us takes a lot of spine!

WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION! BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS!!

Humans betrayed us and left us burnin’

ONE DAY WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE

Through all your travels your sins will follow!

YOUR CONSEQUENCES AREN'T EASY TO SWALLOW

Who's the real monster, now you should know

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER?? NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

or turn all of us to dust

Is your heart full of evil?

BRILLIANT SANS, THAT'LL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLED!

I DARE YOU TO TRY, A BIT OF SPAGHETTI!

smells like the creepypasta's ready

STOP IT SANS I’M DONE WITH THE JOKIN’!!

or full of LOVE?

Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh!
(Papyrus does say heh 5 times)

I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!

Test the human with one of your puzzles!

I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!

sounds like someone's funny bone's broken

We can relate to your determination

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heh, thanks buddy.

YOU'RE STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND!!

thanks to the fall

Good luck ever getting out!

prepare to brawl

YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US

YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE

REALLY, SANS?

what?

THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN?

yep.

YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS VERY... CLEVER.

how are your balls

thats my line

GIVE US YOUR BALLS