One time in 4th grade we went on a field trip to the marianna caverns and me and the popular kids were chilling in the back and some dragon ball z kid dumped a water bottle out the window and EVERY ONE HAD THEIR WINDOWS DOWN so we all got soaked and then the bus driver hit a curb and I hit my head on the top of the bus and landed on my friend

one time I was carrying a kayak with my brother and at one point he stopped walking which made the kayak swing into my balls