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(tw: politics) make shit up or ask about real subjects | ask me about political issues and ill tell you how id solve them (lets play pretend president) | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 2mo,
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the Fr*nch
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i cant even BEGIN to comprehend the horrors
1 up, 2mo,
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dress codes
1 up, 2mo,
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i assume its based by either standard or gender. ill include them both.

freedom implies the ability to wear what you like. let society tell you if you look dumb as hell in a naruto shirt at a funeral.

but all clothes are unisex if people dont whine like bitches. nothing should stop a guy wearing a skirt or dress, or a woman trousers or suits.
0 ups, 2mo,
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I wish someone could tell that to my mom cuz I really want to wear a suit to my prom, but no even though I just think suits look cool it's too boyish
1 up, 2mo,
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i feel you. been trying to ask for a dress but it makes me a f****t and too girly.
0 ups, 2mo,
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just buy a oversized sparkly t-shirt and cut half the back off then sew that back together and it looks somewhat like a dress
1 up, 2mo,
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youre cool
1 up, 2mo,
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thx
1 up, 2mo,
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have a follower pal l=
1 up, 2mo
1 up, 2mo,
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The war on rats
0 ups, 2mo,
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let them go***amn live
0 ups, 2mo,
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The consumption of baby carrots specifically.
0 ups, 2mo,
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nope. you need a license.
0 ups, 2mo,
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Committing the crime of a gender reveal
0 ups, 2mo,
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its allowed
0 ups, 2mo,
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Bending the elements
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three years and two hundred hours in community service
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Unplugging Aunt Helen's life support
0 ups, 2mo,
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i actually want to take this seriously
murder will be punished by death. life sentences are just unnecessary torture at a high price.
0 ups, 1mo
What about Aunt Helen from The Perks of Being a Wallflower (THE BOOK NOT THE MOVIE) specifically?
0 ups, 1mo
i dont even know
1 up, 2mo,
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Space exploration, which would you prioritize more, the Moon or Mars
1 up, 2mo
the moon is rather uninteresting just because we've confirmed it's got no prospect of life (and there isnt a way it could have had life on it). mars has plenty of things that make it interesting to study.
1 up, 2mo,
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the homeless problem
0 ups, 2mo
this might be an odd decision but let them do community service and sleep in government housing looking for job opportunities. of course, some might just like homelessness.
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to start:
1. debt: higher taxes, but with government support from selling natural resources such as farms. mildly higher tariffs.
2. immigration: illegal immigrants must do community service for an appropriate amount of time. after this, they are perfectly normal citizens.
3. firearms: dont tax most shotguns and some rifles, tax pistols and ban fully autos and modified bullets (e.g. tracers).
4. lgbtq: keep sex where sex is. might be unpopular opinion- assess children who seek transgender care for true dysphoria or some other problem (because gender dysphoria may get worse with trans surgery if an underlying problem is not met). homosexual activity of all legal consenting of-age types is allowed. pride flags and symbols are simply cosmetic and fun; therefore theyre allowed as long as the owner is mature with it (not being a nuisance about it). pronouns for anyone of any age will be respected (if its not obviously a joke, like nick/her).
5. religion: all forms are allowed and protected.
6. censorship: just as before, put responsibility on a parent to regulate their child's eyes. discourage vacant activity (giving a child a phone to shut them up).
7. drugs: cannabis is legal above 21. 21 is the default age for anything.
8. draft: women and men are equal to choose their job (a woman may be an infantryman, if she so chooses).
9. abortion: four months to get one; otherwise, youre out of luck. a caveat may be made specifically for those who cant pay, like obamacare.

misc. allow all science grants. restore the cdc.

core values: historic common sense and discretion, true sexual equality (the problem is placed on the person who can't do their job, not their group), compromise between both conservatives and wokes.
0 ups, 2mo,
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communism and capitalism have merits. the former, its ability to make an efficient workforce and keep everyone equal. the latter, to conserve quality of life by one's efficiency. i might try to think of a middle ground government model.
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you should read hoppe
1 up, 2mo,
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who is it bh
1 up, 2mo,
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by*
1 up, 2mo,
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no i mean the book "Democracy: The God That Failed" by Hans Hermann Hoppe

it makes some really excellent criticisms of the government
1 up, 2mo
oh hoppe is the name
time to pirate it from archive.org
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The national issue of my custom roles in the server
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refer to my third executive order
0 ups, 2mo,
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They said they won't change it
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correct, good sir
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Pluh.
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im gonna eat you
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If that involves my demise, go for it dude
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|:(
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Aw man you aren't gonna do it :(
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i got molested by a drum throne
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Aight bro wtf
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a senior removed the cushion without me realizing and I sat down without looking
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Ow
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i tried to sit down slowly and i got scared when i realized so i had to fall over
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Ow
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Trump not believing in life liberty pursuit of happiness for lgbtq+ people, especially trans individuals.
0 ups, 2mo,
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bitch ill swiss cheese him if i ever get into office and hs ass is still around
0 ups, 1mo
Awesome
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