A LEFTIST POLITICIAN SAID, "YOU CONSERVATIVES SHOULD SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T FIND A UTERUS WITH A MAP."; THE CONSERVATIVE REPLIED, "I'M THE FATHER OF THREE. I'D SAY I DO OKAY. BUT SINCE LEFTISTS THINK FEMALE BIOLOGY DOESN'T DEFINE THE TERM 'WOMAN'; PERHAPS LEFTISTS SHOULD BE TAUGHT HOW TO USE THEIR MAPS.