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T'OTHER DAY I GOT INTO A... DISCUSSION...
WITH A FELLER OVER THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
REFUGEES AND ASYLUM SEEKERS. WELL WE
WENT ROUND AND ROUND AND BACK 'N' FORTH
FER ABOUT A HALF-HOUR; -HIM RANTIN' ABOUT IMMIGRANTS AND
TALKING ABOUT STUFF WEREN'T CONNECTED
TO THE TOPIC IN ANY MANNER VISIBLE
OUTSIDE THE CONFINES OF HIS JUG.
I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH SO I SAID "MERLE!!
SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!! I THINK I CAN CUT
THIS DOWN TO JUST TWO SENTENCES."; "'REFUGEES' IS LIKE WHEN YER IN-
LAWS SHOW UP FOR THE HOLIDAYS
AND YOU BUG OUT DOWN TO THE
RIVER 'TIL THEY GO HOME. 'ASYLUM
SEEKERS' IS LIKE WHEN YOUR UNCLE
ZEB SHOW'T UP ON YER FRONT STEP
'CUZ AUNT ROBERTA RAN 'IM OUT
THE CABIN WITH A SHOTGUN AN'
TOLD 'IM IF HE COME BACK SHE'S
GONNA SHOOT 'IM."; HOW DOES THAT
HELP OUR CURRENT
PREDICAMENT, JED? IT DON'T -JUST OCCURRED
TO ME I DIDN'T ASK AFTER
WHETHER THE DOCTORS
GOT ALL THE BIRDSHOT
OUTTA ZEB.
