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Vincent Goes To The Gym And F**king Dies
One day there was a fat ass named Vincent. He was so f**king fat that he wasn't allowed in any houses, for the houses collapsed when he enters them. He was homeless, and had to sleep on the ground outside in freezing cold. In an early morning, Vincent was sleeping in front of a gym. A muscular man who got ripped in the gym, paid the cashier and left. The man put his wallet back in his pocket, but he had ripped the pocket off his pants while squatting, so it fell on the ground, waking Vincent up. Vincent was having a nightmare about his dietician so he got startled and launched into the air. He fell on the muscular man, poor muscular man couldn't handle his weight so he died. Vincent got the now-dead muscular man's wallet and went to get some food, but his ass was so fat he could barely walk a few steps. So he decided to go in the gym and lose weight. He started exercising, his heart rate getting higher and higher, his body couldn't handle it any longer, Vincent had a heart attack and died. The End.
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