I’ll put my predictions in the comments (why does Epstein look so slappable)

Diddy
Usher
LeBron
Doja Cat
Bill Gates
Chris Brown
R. Kelly

Who else?

Upvotes for all listed but what about Shifty Shiff? Perhaps a frontrunner? We shall see...

This is probably gonna reshape the entire Congress, to say the least.

Yeah, probably cut it in half. Mass resignations for weeks

Oh yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if Shiff and other Deep State people were involved

Maybe

The Rock
John Cena
A$AP Rocky
Rihanna
MrBeast
Ava Kris Tyson
Logan Paul
The Migos

Oh, and

Hugh Heffner
Quentin Tarantino
Samuel L. Jackson
Ariana Grande
Tom Hanks
Kevin Hart

Arnold Schwarzenegger

-Tom Hanks, probably

Airspace is probably filled with private jets rn

Wait, really?

Gotta go get my popcorn.

Fr, bon appetit

Ellen’s already done it. Given the butterfly(human trafficking symbol) in King Charles’ creepy red portrait, I wonder if Epstein and Diddy people think they’ll be safe in the UK since King Charles is possibly an Epstein pedo

Biden
WAIT IMMA GO GET SOME COOKIES I GOTTA WATCH THIS

As far as politicians go

The Bidens
The Clintons
The Bushes
The Obamas
Some of the British Royal Family
Some Saudi royalty