bread

Home slice bread slice dawg

No, you’re going to have a bread time sans

*Sans get toasted by a talking flower*

lol

His story was burned down to the bone

LMAO

*Breadalovania intensifies*

BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD-BREAD-BREAD-BREAD

*you feel your bread crawling up your back*

"This is where it stops, this is where it BREAD. If you want to get past me then you better try aBREAD. But no matter how I stall you you won't BREAD your attack—do you just the the feeling of your BREAD crawling on your back?"
Bread!Sans, 2025

Baker!tale, coming soon

Time to make some character designs. If I was good at pixel art.

Muffet as a muffin

So what's her pet muffin spider? An actual spider?

A mini-muffin

One of those tiny muffins in the bags.

Adorable

But it has really long legs and concerning sharp teeth.

Ok, not so adorable. What would papyrus be?

He cooks spaghetti a lot. I imagine he would make funnel cake. Really thin funnel cake.

He bakes funnel cakes and incredibly good rhymes I guess

(Must resist urge to Way Deeper Down)
And Snowdin is Flourdin because it doesn't snow snow, it snows flour.

Lesser dog and Greater dog are doggie treats

Ohh yeah that makes sense.

Toby fox is probably a yum yum pastry (laugh at the name if you want, but that’s what it’s called) or maybe, a waffle

me too lmao

Then what is Doggo smoking? Weed?
In the Last Corridor, instead of sans saying "The more you can hurt others, the less you hurt," he says "The more pain you cause others" because pain is bread.

FR*NCH DETECTED!
Maybe Doggo is smoking barley or wheat

Ima Google a yum yum pastry rq.

It looks so good. Id have to say he'd be a waffle tho

K

Why are we censoring french

Idk. Overreacting cause it sounds so similar to [NAME REDACTED]

And the snow poffs are bread loaves

I’m getting hungry just thinking about all the baked items

Kiddo...
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE BREAD TIME

Oh no I have too much TOAST. I forgot I was doing the breadocide route. I should have spared that froggead (froggit but bread)

ROFLMAO

It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and on days like this, kids like you… should be eating bread

i mean, really kiddo. it's on the bottom of the food pyramid, it's more essential than fruits and vegetables for gods sake. you're gonna have a bread time.

"Breadlovania intensifies"